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| And now for the news:
Scientists have found a way to harvest stem cells without harming the fetus! Take that George Bush!!!
My favourite hobbit discovery" has now been proven wrong. I'm seriously bummed out about this......
T.V. isn't so bad for you! Children undergoing medical procedures while watching cartoons reported less pain than kids who had thier own mother to comfort them.
Not only are hot dogs gross tasting and composed of the most disgusting parts of an animal, they may also mutate your DNA!! Oh...My....God.....that's sick.
This story surprised even a jaded lover of the weird like me! I guess there are lots of Chinese people who have striptease artists at their loved one's funerals. Apparently a large turnout at one's funeral is considered a real honour and hiring a stripper is a surefire way of securing a large audience for dear old Dad's last rites. Now Chinese officials have clamped down on the practice and arrested five people who set up these "raw requiems". I wonder if there's some kind of defence fund set up for them, I'd totally donate!
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| Dominique introduced me to the goofiest satire of an emo chick I've ever seen. It's called Hope Is Emo (http://hopeisemo.com/) she's brilliant! Anyone who ever wrote (or thought about writing) a poem titled "Alone in a Room Full of People" or "Lost in a Galaxy of Airless Insanity" will get a giggle out of her depressed rantings.
The BS with the ex-inlaws goes on....and on. I'm kind of sick of talking about it so I won't write about it at this time. I'm just tired of being attacked by these people when all I've done is protect my children from their bastard son.
And now for the news:
Scientists in Utah have reversed evolution in mice.
Sexy music makes kids have sex sooner! Mom, Dad lock up the children and burn those Elvis records! That pelvis is a bad thing indeed!
Jellyfish are invading the Mediterranean! I guess I have another reason to avoid the beach now.....
And keep good thoughts in your heart for conjoined twins in Salt Lake City.
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